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Tuesday, November 8th, 2011
4:19 pm - return of the dinner
Woke up three times during the night by something trying to climb out of my throat. I can't remember ever feeling like it before, I wasn't queasy, the watery mouth feeling was replaced by a large amount of slimy, very salty spit-water suddenly filling my mouth, and my organs were making gladiator noises. I probably should have just let myself throw up, but I still haven't learned how to do that gracefully.

I guess people weren't meant to eat two whole artichokes.

Meanwhile yay gramparents are in town, yay barbeque at grandpa-bro's later, yay other family there too

As much as they jokes about Nick being put on the spot, it's been so long since I've seen a lot of these people that I'm kinda nervous too.

current mood: thirsty

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Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011
10:57 pm
I felt kinda bad that we made the apartment cat all fat, but apparently her name used to be "Skelly" so

current mood: blank

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Monday, July 11th, 2011
12:47 pm - also the comic about the obese korean girl updated
Oh hey, turns out Tiger & Bunny is really good.

I shouldn't be so suspicious of every anime that comes my way. Probably because I end up liking everything I watch or read, I want to be more careful about what I do check out so I don't get even more guilty pleasures...


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Wednesday, June 29th, 2011
4:02 pm - SOIAF spoilers
SSPPOOIILLEERRSS saved for posterity

DK write me a bedtime storyCollapse )


DK write me "The Mountain that Rhymes"Collapse )


InterMozzionCollapse )


DK write a story where the hound saves promCollapse )


dk do you ship sansanCollapse ) and dk write horrible masturbatory fanfics for me where the hound and sanser get marriedCollapse )

Meanwhile, at the Wall...Collapse )


Intermozzion 2Collapse )

current mood: bouncy

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Saturday, May 14th, 2011
9:35 pm
I can't really say "I don't have anything going for me" because everything could be worse, but I feel lousy that I don't really excel in anything

current mood: mopey

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Thursday, April 21st, 2011
6:31 pm - aw yeah stuff happens to the vagina
It's been very pregnancy season. Whether they got it staying warm during the winter or because they wore something slutty on Halloween, ladies are just bobbin around all over the place. My co-worker told me about one such lady customer, who was two weeks due and "so tiny" for such a basketball under her shirt

and I sort of realized

- I am not a small lady

- Ladies in my family tend to have big toddlerin' babies

- My boyfriend and his family are big people

- My boyfriend has a giant not able to find a hat sized head

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm scared of getting pragnet and not just because I'm kinda young and poor

current mood: to say nothing of the tearing

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Wednesday, April 20th, 2011
5:36 pm
I wish I could cheer up

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Wednesday, February 16th, 2011
1:15 pm - re: finding a therapist
I hate that I keep coming up to these "doomed no matter what you do" situations.

current mood: miserable

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Thursday, February 10th, 2011
4:51 pm - chuffleshudgeybutt


current mood: chuffleshudgeybutt

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Wednesday, February 9th, 2011
11:30 am
I want to sleep until it's warm, then sleep again when it's too hot.

current mood: bored

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Saturday, January 15th, 2011
7:44 am
I wonder if I should start keeping a dream diary.

Recent Idea DreamsCollapse )

current mood: gaaargh work

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Saturday, January 1st, 2011
7:46 am
At least I waited until I got home to ruin New Years this time

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Monday, December 13th, 2010
12:39 am - new movie pitch
Rip Torn buys Adam Sandler and uses him as a sex slave

current mood: Black Swan lead to this?

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Thursday, December 2nd, 2010
11:43 am
PMS? More like PM YESCollapse )

current mood: BABIES WHERE

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Friday, November 19th, 2010
7:04 pm
why i am on gaia

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Monday, November 15th, 2010
Panty and Stocking is pretty much the fulfillment of all of my dreams and wishes. That is all.

current mood: blegh work

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Saturday, November 6th, 2010
7:30 am
BLUGH that was one of the worst nights I've ever had. Sore throat, stuffy nose, pulled muscle in my neck, absolutely no sleep.

arks, you were in chat last night and it was fantastic, but I was mopey and drunk and couldn't fully appreciate it at the time. BUT through our shared drunkenness, I got some of your crazy translation/localization power and had an epiphany this morning for the dumbest joke ever.

Yeah if you don"t care about Radical Dreamers best to just skip thisCollapse )

current mood: exhausted

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Tuesday, October 26th, 2010
5:13 pm - grandparents in towne
"hey Maggie you know that badass china set your grandma and I have been accumulating over 50-some years"
"yeah yeah forspecial"
"that would make a nice wedding present wouldn't it"


current mood: calm

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Thursday, October 21st, 2010
12:36 am
*After a long, heart-felt conversation about childhood*

Nick: So yeah, basically just ask the doctor if he can recommend a good therapist.
Me: Honestly, maybe you need one more than I do.
Nick: Ehhhhh...
Me: Maybe we could sneak into a couples' therapy thing. "Oh we don't actually fight, we just figured it was one of those two-for-one deals."
Nick: "Uses humor to mask pain." Looks up at me, "HIS FAULT" underlined three times.

current mood: sleepy

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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
2:45 am
Woke up early, went to work, drew a couple of small drawings to get used to the "draw what you see in the wall at least once a day" idea I might like to try, went back to work, felt sick and miserable the whole second half because of heat, lack of eating, and being nervous around the co-worker that hates me, asked to be picked up early, ate too much junk, watched two eps of MST3K, went on internet, watched a couple of episodes of DBZKai, wondered why I have such a hard time just talking about how my day's been going, fired up the old LJ.

After much typing and backspacing, I think I've decided that I don't really post about what's going on or talk to my friends outside of a group setting because I lack the words to express what I'm feeling, doing, worried about, etc.

Back to thinking it over I guess.

current mood: tired

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